The YOB, too, shall pass?

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Countdown to EO-YOB Jan 20, 2029:

Small print: (1) It's some sort of joke. But that's what we all thought when the YOB went into politics... (2) Copyright is an interesting problem. The core functions were generated by an AI and no one can copyright AI stuff (at least not until they break the copyright law some more). Yes, I could claim the copyright for my work added onto the AI foundation, but I actually want to encourage you to copy and share this 'optimistic good news'. ("View Source" should give you access.) (3) About the YOB: Yeah, I know the YOB's name, but it's toxic and dead to me. The YOB obviously believes there's no such thing as bad publicity, so I won't given his brand any. Maybe the YOB should be called "the fool of a million nasty nicknames"? But I've settled on "YOB", which stands for Yuge Orange Buffoon. At this point I can't believe there is any speaker of English who can't figure out who that refers to. The words "yob" and "yobbo" actually exist, with negative but fuzzy meanings. (4) About the other terms used in the clocks: The "Max" is based on the escalator ride that started the sick joke of the YOB's political career. "In-WH" is time from White House entry to exit, while "Adjusted" excludes the four years of 'time off for good Biden behavior'. The label "EO-YOB" is for the End Of YOB, assuming that the YOB does decide to follow the laws and the Constitution for a change. Really dangerous assumption with January 6th of 2021 as the violent peak. So far? Or maybe I just don't know enough about the current ICE violence? (6) What if the YOB doesn't last so long? I'm actually dubious that he will last much longer in the White House--but the YOB's mind was shot long ago and it hasn't stopped him yet. If he was an actual patriot, then perhaps he would have dropped dead already? (7) And that actually raises the question of what should happen to the timers after EO-YOB (even if you wish EO-YOB was ASAP). If the YOB causes WW III, then maybe none of us will be around? If we're still here as of November 2028, then I mostly feel like "It's gonna have been a long four years for thems whats lived so long." (8) I wish it were all a joke. Fiction tends to make sense, but the real world is not so limited.